by Editör | Nov 15, 2014 | Politics
Prime Minister Abbott gave his speech to the G20 today and wowed the audience with his cavalcade of personal achievements. “We were amazed,” said one international guest. “Here we were expecting the same old tired speeches about international...
by Editör | Nov 13, 2014 | Nature, Politics
The federal government today announced it’s plan for dealing with climate change. “This has become one of the biggest issues of today,” said environment minister, Greg Hunt. “That is why we as a government have sat down and discussed the best...
by Editör | Nov 12, 2014 | Politics
It has been revealed today that the Russian President has requested Naval support in case of any sudden shirtfront attacks during the G20 in Brisbane. One Russian Naval officer told the Larrikin, “we really don’t have the slightest idea what a shirtfront...
by Editör | Nov 11, 2014 | Society
The Australian government announced today that all future funding for the ABC will have to be crowd sourced. “We’re sick and tired of the constant bias towards the truth shown by the ABC,” said one government backbencher. “If the ABC...
by Editör | Nov 10, 2014 | Popular, Society
In what’s being heralded as a world first an Australian pirate has managed to download a car over the internet. “You see these anti-piracy ads all the time saying you wouldn’t download a car,” said Dazza from Bankstown. “For me that...
