by Editör | Dec 12, 2014 | Politics
The minister for communications or a reasonable facsimile thereof, Malcolm Turnbull, announced at a press conference today that the government will be changing the official name of the NBN. “With all the changes we have made to what was obviously a badly thought...
by Editör | Nov 20, 2014 | Politics, Popular
Christopher Pyne is the latest Australian to win a Nobel Prize. Judges awarded the prize to him after his herculean effort of supporting cuts to the ABC and then launching an online petition asking the ABC to not make any cuts that affected his electorate. “Mr...
by Editör | Nov 19, 2014 | Politics
In what can only be described as a romantic tragedy Clive Palmer and Jacqui Lambie have both set their Facebook status to “It’s complicated”. “I guess they’re just growing apart,” said one mutual friend. “They don’t want...
by Editör | Nov 18, 2014 | Politics
A new senate inquiry has been announced to investigate senate inquiries. “There has been a definite increase in the amount of senate inquiries being held,” said one government insider. “We need to have an inquiry into these inquiries to make sure...
by Editör | Nov 17, 2014 | Politics
The Federal government announced today new measures to crack down on what it calls, “the rampant use of witchcraft to pirate movies, tv shows and music”. “Lets face it,” said a government insider,” no one in the government has the...
by Editör | Nov 15, 2014 | Politics
Prime Minister Abbott gave his speech to the G20 today and wowed the audience with his cavalcade of personal achievements. “We were amazed,” said one international guest. “Here we were expecting the same old tired speeches about international...
