by Editör | Nov 13, 2014 | Nature, Politics
The federal government today announced it’s plan for dealing with climate change. “This has become one of the biggest issues of today,” said environment minister, Greg Hunt. “That is why we as a government have sat down and discussed the best...
by Editör | Nov 12, 2014 | Politics
It has been revealed today that the Russian President has requested Naval support in case of any sudden shirtfront attacks during the G20 in Brisbane. One Russian Naval officer told the Larrikin, “we really don’t have the slightest idea what a shirtfront...
by Editör | Nov 9, 2014 | Politics
Another leaked Snowden document has rocked the Australian federal government. Sources state that the Prime Minister is livid about the leak. “We’ve never seen him so angry,” said one cabinet insider, “he even punched a wall which is unusual for...
by Editör | Nov 8, 2014 | Politics, Popular
The centre of Brisbane was officially declared off limits today as a 3 metre high wall was built around the area overnight. “It wasn’t an easy task,” said one exhausted bricklayer, “but we all pitched in and got it done remarkably quickly....
by Editör | Nov 4, 2014 | Politics
The Federal Government announced today more cuts to the budget. “We need to get the on again / off again budget emergency under control,” said one government backbencher. “Yes we’re committed to expanding government funding for the military,...
by Editör | Nov 3, 2014 | Politics
The new data retention laws have caused some confusion of late, particularly among those that voted for them in Parliament. “We’re not really sure what this does or doesn’t do,” said one Liberal party backbencher. “But if George says...
