All your governments are belong to Morrison

All your governments are belong to Morrison

It has been announced today that the Minister for Immigration, Scott Morrison, has finally achieved his goal of taking over the entire government. “We are very happy that Mr Morrison has taken over our souls,” proclaimed a more wooden than usual PM....
Government to recognise Whitlam achievements.

Government to recognise Whitlam achievements.

The federal government today announced a tribute to the late Gough Whitlam. “Mr Whitlam did a great deal of progressive things in this country,” said the Minister for public announcements. “He truly was a stand out amongst his Labor Party peers,...
Abbott and Putin jello wrestling at G20.

Abbott and Putin jello wrestling at G20.

It was announced today by the office of the Prime Minister that arrangements had been made for Mr Abbott and Mr Putin to compete in a winner take all wrestling match during the upcoming G20 summit in Brisbane, QLD. “We’re all very excited about the...