by Editör | Nov 5, 2014 | Science
Scientist have announced the discovery of a new species. “It’s very close to Homo erectus, they could easily be mistaken for human,” said one visibly chuffed biologist. “In fact they have been living amongst us for years. Head of biology at...
by Editör | Nov 2, 2014 | Nature, Science
Direct Action legislation has been passed in Parliament and according to government sources will now start to reign in Australia’s greenhouse gas emissions. Environment Minister Greg Hunt is said to be quite pleased with the new legislation. One insider told...
by Editör | Oct 28, 2014 | Politics, Science
Prime Mister Tony Abbott today announced that not only is coal good for humanity but it’s also possibly a life saver. “We’ve appointed our last remaining government scientist to investigate the healing properties of coal,” said the PM....
by Editör | Oct 25, 2014 | Politics, Science
The federal government has announced today their policy for protecting Australia from Ebola. Said the Prime Minister, “After the success of stopping illegal maritime arrivals through Operation Sovereign Borders we felt this was the next natural step.” The...