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New senate inquiry into senate inquiries.
A new senate inquiry has been announced to investigate senate inquiries. "There has been a definite increase in the amount of senate inquiries being held," said one government insider. "We need to have an inquiry into these inquiries to make sure these inquiries are...
Federal government to crack down on witchcraft.
The Federal government announced today new measures to crack down on what it calls, "the rampant use of witchcraft to pirate movies, tv shows and music". "Lets face it," said a government insider," no one in the government has the slightest idea how people are...
Abbott wows international audience with rousing speech at G20.
Prime Minister Abbott gave his speech to the G20 today and wowed the audience with his cavalcade of personal achievements. "We were amazed," said one international guest. "Here we were expecting the same old tired speeches about international diplomacy and how the...
Government reveals plans for dealing with climate change.
The federal government today announced it's plan for dealing with climate change. "This has become one of the biggest issues of today," said environment minister, Greg Hunt. "That is why we as a government have sat down and discussed the best way to deal with it."...