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Bill Shorten accidentally reads legislation he agreed to pass.
Leader of the Opposition, Bill Shorten, Has expressed doubts about supporting the new Terrorism Laws. "It's not that we don't care about the threat of Terrorism," said Mr Shorten, "it's just that we sort of forgot to read the laws before we agreed to pass them. Now...
Coal is the new coal
Prime Mister Tony Abbott today announced that not only is coal good for humanity but it's also possibly a life saver. "We've appointed our last remaining government scientist to investigate the healing properties of coal," said the PM. "It's entirely possible the cure...
Bananas in Pyjamas Face Budget Cuts.
The famous ABC twosome loved by Aussie kids everywhere are the latest victim of budget cuts at the ABC. Mark Scott, the CEO of the ABC said, "with the reduction of funding for the ABC we have to find savings where ever we can, and the iconic uniform for B1 and B2 was...
Kiwis beat Aussies in game no one cares about.
Yesterday the New Zealand team beat the Australian team in a game some people are calling "Rugby League". Investigative journalists have been trolling Google in an effort to find out what "Rugby League" is and if they should care about it. In other news Pakistan...