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Protesters boycott air
Anti - Halal protesters have announced they will stepping up there campaign. Said one spokesman, "we have been diligent in rooting out all examples of Halal in our community and so we have employed an expert in Islam to help guide us in our endeavours." It was a move...
Government announces Turn Back Ebola policy.
The federal government has announced today their policy for protecting Australia from Ebola. Said the Prime Minister, "After the success of stopping illegal maritime arrivals through Operation Sovereign Borders we felt this was the next natural step." The task for...
Rare Tasmanian Tree Frog Found
Biologists in Tasmania have announced they have have discovered a rare tree frog in the wilds of Tasmania. "The frog does have some distinctive colouration, mainly a large band of yellow around the neck" said one excited scientist, "but it doesn't appear to have any...
All your governments are belong to Morrison
It has been announced today that the Minister for Immigration, Scott Morrison, has finally achieved his goal of taking over the entire government. "We are very happy that Mr Morrison has taken over our souls," proclaimed a more wooden than usual PM. "It's really for...